fade into you

Best pick-up line ever... hot off the Bear411 wires.

Me: We should hang out soon. (or something to that effect)

Him: Yeah.. you could be SIRIUS and I could be XM and I'll merge into you.





Anonymous Foxy said...

I think "You look like you could fuck me really hard" is still better.

3:02 PM  
Blogger Paul said...

Hmmm... I'll have to try that one... it has a nice ring to it.

I've always liked "Excuse me sir... allow me to push in your stool." But that one only works for tops and is also enhanced by being sidled up to a bar.

3:08 PM  
Blogger tacnik said...

as long as your fillings don't start picking up oprah or martha stewart during the 'negotiations' you'll be good...


4:18 PM  

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